Short Joke...

Short Joke

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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